AH, THE PROSTATE. It’s the source of so much confusion, misinformation, and awkwardness. But fear not, because you’re about to discover the wonderful world of prostate massagers. Yes, you read that right. These little devices are designed to help you explore your prostate gland in a safe and pleasurable way.
Straight or gay, top or bottom, you generally try to maximise your time when it comes to the gym, health, and grooming; why not do the same for your self-pleasure? So, put on your adventurous hat and get ready to learn about the benefits of prostate massagers. Trust us, your prostate will thank you for it.
So, read on to discover some of the most popular and highly-rated prostate massagers on the market.
Finding the prostate
The prostate is a vital gland in the male anatomy and finding this little wonder can feel like an epic quest shrouded in mystery. Situated just below the bladder and in front of the rectum, it’s about the size of a walnut and plays a crucial role in reproductive health. To locate it manually, insert a lubricated finger into the rectum and feel for a small, firm bump along the front wall. This process, known as prostate massage or examination, requires patience and gentle exploration. While finding the prostate may seem daunting at first, understanding its location and function is also essential for maintaining overall health and wellbeing.
Lubing up
Lubrication is paramount when it comes to prostate massaging, as it ensures a comfortable and pleasurable experience while reducing the risk of injury or discomfort. The anus and rectum lack natural lubrication, making it essential to use a high-quality lubricant to facilitate smooth insertion and movement of the massager. Lubing up also promotes relaxation, easing any tension or apprehension that may arise during the process. Overall, prioritising lubrication ensures a safe, enjoyable, and effective prostate massage experience.
Rookie 10 Function Vibrating Prostate Massager
Starting our list, we begin with a ‘rookie’ device, literally, the Lovehoney Rookie 10 Function Vibrating Prostate Massager is the perfect initiation into the world of backdoor bliss. Its sleek design, ten-mode functions and waterproof features hit the mark for an affordable massager. This cheeky Rookie knows how to hit the spot and leave you craving an encore. At a fraction of the price, it’s the go-to introductory tool for self-pleasure.
- Waterproof: Yes
- Insertable length: 4.5 inches
High Roller Remote Control Rotating Prostate Massager
Moving on to another affordable number from Lovehoney, the High Roller Remote Control Rotating Prostate Massager is a game-changer in intimate pleasure. This sleek and discreet device is engineered for optimal comfort and satisfaction. With its innovative rotating head and powerful vibrations, it precisely targets the prostate for intense stimulation. The wireless remote control allows for effortless operation and hands-free play, making solo or partnered exploration a breeze. Designed with both beginners and experienced users in mind, it offers customisable sensations to suit individual preferences. Crafted from high-quality materials, the High Roller ensures durability and long-lasting enjoyment without breaking the bank account.
- Insertable length: 4.5 inches
- Waterproof: Yes
- Three speeds and seven vibration pattern
Magic Missile Vibrating Ribbed Silicone Male Prostate Massager
Introducing the Magic Missile Vibrating Ribbed Silicone Male Prostate Massager and possibly the newest stealthy sidekick to your wildest fantasies. A fitting name given ribbed design and powerful vibrations, it’s like having a secret weapon in your pleasure arsenal. Say goodbye to dull moments and hello to a thrilling adventure of pleasure. Whether you’re a rookie or a seasoned pro, with 10 vibration functions and a curved shape for precise placement, the Magic Missile is here to launch you into a realm of climax.
- Insertable Length: 4.5 inches
- Waterproof: Splash proof
We-Vibe Vector+ App and Remote Controlled Rechargeable Prostate Massager
The We-Vibe Vector+ App and Remote Controlled Rechargeable Prostate Massager is a backstage game-changer in the realm of male pleasure devices. Take a look at the design. The Vector+ is crafted with body-safe silicone, ensuring a comfortable and luxurious experience. Its ergonomic shape fits snugly, targeting the p-spot with precision. However, the app and remote control capabilities are the real standout features. The app allows for customisable vibration patterns and intensity levels, putting complete control at your fingertips, whether flying solo or engaging with a partner. The remote control functionality adds an extra layer of excitement and convenience. Dual motors and a rechargeable battery ensure long-lasting top-tier enjoyment.
- Adjustable head and flexible base
- Insertable Length: 4 inches
- Waterproof: Yes
Lelo Loki Wave 2 Rechargeable Rotating and Vibrating Prostate Massager
The Lelo Loki Wave 2 Rechargeable Rotating and Vibrating Prostate Massager is a masterpiece of innovation and pleasure engineering. Its sleek design and premium materials exude luxury, setting it apart from the competition. Combining rotating and vibrating functions to deliver intense prostate stimulation, this leads to a blissful and unforgettable experience. What truly sets it apart is the Wave motion technology, which creates a unique ‘come-hither‘ sensation, enhancing the massage to unprecedented levels of ecstasy. The ergonomic shape ensures a comfortable fit, while the rechargeable battery provides long-lasting enjoyment.
- Insertable length: 4 inches
- Waterproof: Submersible
- Run Time: 120 minutes
Lelo Hugo 2 App Controlled 4.2″ Silicone Prostate Massager
The Lelo Hugo 2 App Controlled 4.2″ Silicone Prostate Massager redefines the pinnacle of intimate pleasure. Crafted with precision and sophistication, this device offers a luxurious experience. Its sleek design, made from premium silicone, ensures both comfort and durability. With app-controlled functionality, users can easily customise their experience, adjusting vibration patterns and intensity levels to suit their desires. The ergonomic shape and size provide targeted stimulation to the prostate, leading to intense and fulfilling sensations. Whether used solo or with a partner, the Hugo 2 enhances intimate moments and elevates pleasure to new heights. Embrace the epitome of indulgence with the Lelo Hugo 2, a must-have addition to any pleasure seeker flying solo.
- Length: 4.2 inches
- Waterproof: Yes
- USB rechargeable
Wild Secrets Wonder 5.5″ Vibrating Prostate Massager
Get ready to shake up your world (in your own time) with the Wild Secrets Wonder 5.5″ Vibrating Prostate Massager. Its sleek design and powerful vibrations make it the ultimate tool for exploring uncharted territories of pleasure. Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned explorer, the Wonder knows how to push your buttons correctly. With a whopping 10 vibration functions, an easy-grip handle base, and magnetic USB charging, this little gem takes style and simplicity to a whole new level.
- Insertable length: 3.7 Inches
- Waterproof: Splash proof (IPX5)
- Adjustable external arm for a perfect fit
Nexus Revo Extreme Remote Control Rotating Prostate Massager
The Nexus Revo Extreme Remote Control Rotating Prostate Massager is the Maverick of pleasure gadgets. With its remote control and mind-blowing rotating action, it’s like having your own personal pleasure commander, taking prostate play to the next level with its daring design and powerful vibrations. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned connoisseur, the Revo Extreme knows how to rock your world; six external vibration modes and two bidirectional internal rotation speeds are also on offer, and the craziest detail is the technologies combined with 34 possible pleasure settings. So say goodbye to monotony and hello to a whirlwind of excitement.
- Insertable Length: 5 inches
- Waterproof: Submersible
- Six vibration functions
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